The Mating Song of the Junk Crabs

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A popular song on Deponia which is often heard by young couples.

But due to its rhythm it's advised to not play or sing near junk crabs since they can get attracted to it.

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Verse 1: Do you hear the noise dear?/I'm getting annoyed here./The Junk crabs that are in our clock,/they racket about as if to mock./The noise is past bearing/if I am not erring./The junk crabs in the chronograph/are having a laugh.

Chorus: clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click/clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click/clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-clickedy/...blah-blah-blah.

Verse 2: I'm shaken awake, and,/if I'm not mistaken,/the junk crabs nesting in our clock/they racket about in the tickedy-tock.

Chorus: clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click/clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click/clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click/clickedy-clickedy-rattle-groan-chicka-gee!/creak-rattle-scatter-gun-gooo-z-z-zoom!/p'tang-rumble-grumble-bazinga-kaboom!/oopsie-daisy-clatter-ouch-gurgl-aaaaaa!!!

Verse 3: Oh, our doubts excluded,/if I'm not deluded,/the pincer'ed agitators/rummage our chronometer./It's late and I'm tired,/if I'm not ill-wired./Junk crabs cause the dreadful noise/in our time measurement device.

Verse 4: What's that now? You're kidding?!/The trumpets and fiddling?!?/What the crap-I'm going to snap./Thin ice--risk of skidding./Oh, how can I sleep with junk crabs near--/the ear well to my sorrow?/I fear, my dear, we'll have to axe/our wedding to-morrow. Das Paarungslied der Schrottkrabben